I wanna take you to a gay bar!

Want to know something kinda funny? There are a lot of hot guys in gay bars. A lot. Seriousley. I used to think it was some sort of HBO/Bravo conspiricy to depict gay bars as being chock full of hot guys, but no, it's completely true! And not only are they hot, but they're nice too! I swear, you meet the most gentlemanly of guys in gay bars.

The only downside to this is that despite their hottness, and their actual use of manners, they are only interested in other guys >_<

But such is life, isn't it? All the decent guys are either married, fictional, or with other guys. This would probably be a problem were I actually looking to get myself a boyfriend, but I don't really have a need for a significant other at this point in my life.

But I can ogle, damn it!

On a side note, 300 made me very happy in a place.

Anyway, why all this gay bar talk? Well, me and the girls (Sable, Chloe, Tara, Ruth, Deborah) went to one, and had a most enjoyable time too XD

I lost my karaoke virginity, I did. Sang "Like A Virgin" with Chloe and Deborah, which we (well, I at least) sang badly, because that song is ten times as fun when sung off key. Then, the lot of us got to sing the Time Warp as the last song of the night, though we had wanted to do Shoes XD

But it was not all fun and games, for there were two freaky old men who had snuck into the club somehow. The first was this bum who kept hanging around behind our table, copping a feel from pretty much all of us, then wanting Sable to send him pictures of us.

But worse then him was this freaky ass old guy who came right up behind Ruth, stuck hiss face next to hers and bloody well propositioned her! I mean, holy shit! He was old enough to be her grandfather, and then he wanted to have sex with her? Ugh, that's just... wrong. On so many levels x_x

The rest of us ended up huddling around Ruth to shield her from the creepy old man's advances (he sort of left the bar at one point, with only his head an arm inside, motioning with a finger for Ruth to follow. Ew). But if push came to shove, I'm pretty sure that between Chloe and I, we could have taken the whole damn bar on if somebody tried to start something with us. Haha, because we had knives, and I had a paddle and a glow-in-the-dark fish whacker in my backpack XD

On another side note, Chloe gets really scary when viewing a rape scene in a movie. While watching a Boadicea movie, and when her daughter's got raped, I thought Chloe was going to leap from her seat and tear the laptop we were watching the movie on in half, with her bare teeth o_o

Another barely related topic, but when Trev is old enough to drink (in 9 month's time), I want to take him and Tara to the gay bar, get them drunk, then tape the ensuing hilarity XD

*wanders off to attempt sleep*