A pair of odd dreams

So it starts out with me standing on the bank of a fairly wide river, which was at the bottom of a sparsely-grassed dirt hill. There was a worn path up the hill, so I started heading along it, and I put on my toque for some reason. Only in the dream, it was larger than it is in real life, and it kept going over my eyes, so that was a bit of a piss-off. Also, I didn't seem to be wearing my glasses, which was a bit odd.
Anyway, I get up the hill, and I find that I'm in some sort of campground thing, only with cabins instead of spaces for tents or campers. Actually, now that I think about it, I think I went to that campground for a field trip in grade 7...
There was a family just getting out of their car, and they looked like they were trying to decide which cabin they should go up to, so I went over to help them. The father told me that they couldn't get into one of the cabins, and after pointing it out to me, I told him that he couldn't get in to any of the cabins in the area, because they were all owned by the ANBU, and that he was lucky to be alive, because the cabin he had tried to get into was rigged with all kinds of deadly traps, because Alex (the coroner off of CSI: Miami) didn't like anyone near her stuff. The dream sort of faded to black after that, though I got the impression that violence was probably about to ensue.

In the next dream, I appeared to be in a Victorian setting... well, probably more steam punk that Victorian, but it was all very lavish. Anyway, I was Zoisite from Sailor Moon (Manga Zoisite, to be exact, as I wasn't all gay for Kunzite), and the rest of the Shitennou and I were in some kind of burlesque show.
We were preforming in what looked like a large hotel restaurant, with a stage at one end. Part of our act was to wander around the tables, and while I'm not quite sure of the point, we were yelling humorous stories back and forth between the four of us. I can't recall what my lead-up was, but I ended up saying, "And since they ran out of gas, they just used napalm!"
And while I have no idea what the context was, but in the dream I found that statement to be just about the funniest thing ever, but unfortunately my audience didn't agree. Apparently, someone had been going around attacking people with napalm, so my joke was in bad taste, and we ended up being escorted out of the establishment by armed guards, because the patrons were just about to kill us.
After that, the four of us went to the dream's equivalent of the Crown Fruit Parlour, which was even being run by Motoki. He, like the other Shitennou, though my napalm crack was hilarious, and said that some people were just over-sensitive about things like that. He then asked us what we wanted to drink (Kunzite and Nephrite were having alcohol, but Jadeite and I weren't because we were designated drivers), and then left.
On our table was a pile of what looked to be Lego men, and Jadeite and I picked a couple up and they started shooting at each other with cute little lasers. That went on for a couple minutes, but then Nephrite freaked out, because someone had put the decapitated head of one of our friends on a pole behind us (apparently, along with the napalm attacker, there was somebody going around decapitating people).
I started freaking out, screaming, "I'VE WASTED MY ENTIRE LIFE!" before turning into a wolf and howling in sorrow. The others then changed into wolves themselves to comfort me.
And on that odd note my dream ended O_o