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Around this time last week, I was stuck in the house because there was a fucking blizzard.
Now it's 15 Celsius outside, no snow on the ground, and partially cloudy.
Fucked up weather is funny.

IN OTHER NEWS, I went down island with Chloe and Sable last week, as Chloe was having a tattoo touched up. Long story short, one of the tattoo artists was kind of a pervy guy (well, he talked about a bunch of pervy things, at least), and when his co-worker called him on it, he said, "I only say these things because I've never found anyone to do them with!" to which the guy he was tattooing replied, in sort of a shy-schoolgirl type of voice, "I will."
It was twice as funny because they were both burly guys.

But the other day the girls and I went shopping, because we needed formal attire because we are going on a motherfucking cruise in just one week! I am brimming with excitement! And excrement, but that's neither here nor there. Back to the point, we ended up looking in this store that sells clothes for fat chicks (it's called Addition-Elle, but I kept calling it "Come and Shop Here, Fatty McFatass" because I'm such a sensitive soul), because every other clothes store only seemed to sell clothing that would fit on children. Or Auschwitz victims.
I mean, holy shit, some of these pants I couldn't stick my arm through, they were so narrow! And I can never find a women's shirt that is long enough in the arms. Or has enough room upstairs. My twins need lots of living space, and normal shirts just don't provide!
I ended up not buying anything at Fatty McFatass's, because not only were the sizes XL, but the prices were too!

And as with any trip to the mall, it rekindled my hate for humanity. But it was funny, because I had no sleep the night before, so I was all grouchy and confrontational, so I spent half the time calling all these slutty chicks skanks and whores and shit. I was disappointed that they never tried to make something of it, because they were so fucking skinny I could have probably broken them in half with my bare hands. EL OH EL!

Fuck, I need sleep...