Musical Indulgence (part 5)

Yes! The final one! Let's get on with it then, shall we?


W01 - Princess Peach's Castle - Super Smash Bros. Melee
Dana nana nana! Hehe, I love this one! Hm, I keep saying that about songs. I’m going to have to find new ways of putting it...

W02 - Rainbow Cruise - Super Smash Bros. Melee
I find this one to be quite pleasurable! Boy, that came out kind of dirty! Hehe, banjo!

W03 - Jungle Japes - Super Smash Bros. Melee
Bongos! This, like so many others, is among my favourites! Especially with all that jazz!

W04 - Brinstar Depths - Super Smash Bros. Melee
OH YES! This one provides me with much auditory satisfaction! Oh my crap! I just realized that I forgot to set my Wii up so it’ll play through the stereo! WOE!!!

W05 - Yoshi's Island - Super Smash Bros. Melee
Hah, nothing but banjo! Well, okay, there’s a drum and a guitar, but it’s mostly banjo! Hell, I’m just going to throw a banjo in with my horrible band!

W06 - Fountain of Dreams - Super Smash Bros. Melee
It’s like my ears are having orgasms! ... I just can’t come up with an analogy to “I love it” without it sounding dirty, can I?

W07 - Green Greens - Super Smash Bros. Melee
I... enjoy listening to this... very much...? YES! NOT DIRTY!! TAKE THAT, GUTTER THAT MY MIND RESIDES IN!

W08 - Corneria - Super Smash Bros. Melee
Hehe, this one is sweet! So very epic space battley! And suddenly I have a craving for rhubarb?! Okay, odd... Now I want to set some Star Trek or Star Wars to this. NO! Even better, I’ll set some Babylon 5 to this! White Star > Enterprise (any of them)

W09 - Pokémon Stadium - Super Smash Bros. Melee
This is a very beautiful and triumphant rendition of this song. As I said before, orchestras make everything better! Haha, not that this song sucked to begin with!

W10 - Poké Floats - Super Smash Bros. Melee
Hm, I have a sudden urge to go punch Gary in the face, that smug prick. No wait, not Gary, the company that’s currently dubbing Pokémon. Those voices are terrible!

W11 - Big Blue - Super Smash Bros. Melee
Starting off kind of slow, but there we go! Speeding up! This song always makes me want to run around while screaming, “PEW PEW PEW!!” and pretending to shoot lasers at people!

W12 - Mother - Super Smash Bros. Melee
The starting off scary and then turning wholesome things that this song does makes me happy XD

W13 - Icicle Mountain - Super Smash Bros. Melee
This song makes me happy, for reasons that I cannot explain. Maybe it’s thinking about polar bears in sunglasses and pink shorts that does it? I don’t know, but this song always makes me smile!

W14 - Flat Zone - Super Smash Bros. Melee
When I first heard this song, I wasn’t entirely sure what to make of it, but now that I’ve been subjected to it for seven(!) years, I’ve found that it’s grown on me :P

W15 - Super Mario Bros. 3 - Super Smash Bros. Melee
Like with Icicle Mountain, this one always brings a grin to my face. And how can it not? It’s such a bouncy tune! I think even cranky old people, you know, the type who sit on their rocking chairs on their porches, just so they can scream, “GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU DAMN KIDS!!” any time someone passes by, would like.

W16 - Battle Theme from Pokémon Gold - Super Smash Bros. Melee
Damn it, I’m not getting any sleep tonight. No, I’m going to be dumb and dig up my copy of Pokémon Crystal and not get any freaking rest >_<

W17 - Fire Emblem - Super Smash Bros. Melee
There’s something vaguely Spanish about this song. Faux Spanish, perhaps? Well, faux or not, me likey!

W18 - Mach Rider - Super Smash Bros. Melee
SANDRA ARE LIKE THIS SONG! IT ARE MAN SONG FOR MANLY MEN!

W19 - Mother 2 - Super Smash Bros. Melee
Hah! This was in another RM2K game I played! Knowing that I’ve heard it somewhere else gives me warm fuzzies!

W20 - Dr. Mario - Super Smash Bros. Melee
In my wanderings on the internet, I found a video where an acapella group were singing different Nintendo songs, and this was one of them. Oddly enough, that video was the first place I’d heard this song XD

W21 - Battlefield - Super Smash Bros. Melee
My joy knows no bounds! So many happy memories that revolve around beating the shit out of my brother (well, virtually at least) revolve around this song! Glee!

W23 - Multi-Man Melee - Super Smash Bros. Melee
Yes, rock on, Fighting Wire Frames! Rock on! You know, I think I’m going to call my horrible band the Fighting Wire Frames!

W24 - Temple - Super Smash Bros. Melee
A fell wind is blowing across the land of Hyrule. DOCTOR WHO LASER ZAPS!! Yes, I am indeed fond of this song! However did you know?

W25 - Final Destination - Super Smash Bros. Melee
Hm, my copy of this song is of a somewhat lower quality than I expected. No matter, it diminishes my fondness for the song not one whit! Time to go slap some hands!

W26 - Kongo Jungle - Super Smash Bros. Melee
This song is always going to remind me of tests, because the first time I heard this song was when I went over to a friend’s house, when the both of us were waiting in between exams XD

W27 - Brinstar - Super Smash Bros. Melee
Maybe I’m a bitch, but I really enjoy shooting Mother Brain in the face. Also, this song rocks so hard!

W28 - Venom - Super Smash Bros. Melee
Mmm hm! This is a lovely song! I swear, you play any song with an orchestra, and I will like it. Hell, you could probably play rap of all things with an orchestra and I’d enjoy it! Actually, I don’t think that would be possible, because orchestra’s play music, and rap doesn’t exactly fall under that category...

W29 - Mute City - Super Smash Bros. Melee
SHANNARO! This song tempts me into driving excessively fast in large objects! Like a bus! OR A TANK!!! *cackles evily*

W30 - Menu 1 - Super Smash Bros. Melee
Damn it sibling, wake up so I can kick your ass in Melee!! The power of music compels you!!

W31 - Giga Bowser - Super Smash Bros. Melee
Oh ho! This makes me want to kill spiky turtles! Come on, tall dark and ginger, let’s make you into some soup again!


X01 - Super Smash Bros. Brawl Main Theme
Words really can’t describe my love for this song. I’ve heard it a metric assload of times, and every time, every freaking time, I am brought to tears. That, dear friends, is the power of music!

X02 - Menu 1
Hehe, me likey! Epic and grand, all the better to match the theme!!

X03 - Menu 2 - Super Smash Bros. Melee
Yay! Sounds like old times! Makes me want to curl up in some sepia coloured memories!

X04 - Battlefield
Oh ho! Sandra liiiiiike! Not quite on the epic scale as the main theme, but damn it, there goes that tear again!

X05 - Final Destination
Oh yes! That’s even freaking better! Forget tears! This is ear orgasm inducing!

X06 - Classic: Results Screen for Master Hand
Damn it! Stop equating everything with Zelda, me! You’re embarrassing yourself!

X07 - WiFi Practise Stage
Hehe, this one is sort of Spanish! Tis cute!

X08 - Brawl: Results Screen
Oooh! Sounds like it’s building towards something!!! ... Still building... Still... WHAT! No! Don’t you fade off like that! You’re supposed to become epic! You bloody tease!!

X09 - Tournament Setup
It’s like it’s trying to be muzak, but the orchestra is like, “NO! We are too fantastic for muzak!”

X10 - Tournament Bracket - Super Smash Bros. Melee
Yes! Shit is going down! Hah! And unlike YOU, Results Screen, this one actually builds into something! Hmp!

X11 - Tournament End
Aw, this is a rather gentle way to end a tournament, isn’t it?

X13 - Classic: Results Screen
Hehe, a little sped up, and not quite a tease! Much better!

X15 - Stage Editor
Oh no... Someone is definitely going to Rule 34 something to this song, I can just see it! Stop defiling something so innocent, you pervs!!

X16 - Home-Run Contest
Haha, nice! Short and sweet!

X17 - Main Theme Remix
Ooh, this is going in fascinating new directions! Where are you taking me, little song! Um, can you hurry up and get there? Oh, that is new, that slappy sound! Interesting choice!

X18 - Melee Theme Remix
Haha, here we go! Yes, get your fantastic remix on! I love you so!

X19 - Trophy Collection
Heee, muzak remix of the main theme! Part of me wants to laugh, and part of me wants to cry. The laughing side is winning.

X20 - Sticker Collection/Album/Chronicle
Fuck! I am going to slap me one more time if I immediately think of Zelda upon hearing a song, I bloody well swear it!!

X21 - Coin Launcher
That’s better! Huh, this sounds like the kind of song that I wouldn’t like, but I find that I rather enjoy this one. Way to go, music team for Brawl!

X22 - Classic Mode Clear
HAH! Tinkely bits make me think of Escaflowne, not Zelda! Take that!

X23 - Stage Builder
AND TAKE THAT AGAIN! This one makes me think of Bolero, and not Bolero of Fire, I might add!!! (even though that was one of my favourite melodies...)

X24 - Long Silence
Hm, aptly named.

X25 - Battlefield Ver. 2
Again with the Spanish! Someone in the music staff must be fond of this type of music. And I can’t honestly say that I blame them!

X26 - Target Smash!!
I’m not sure if I should hit myself for this song, because when I took a passing glance at the title of this song, I thought “Smash” said “Sheik.” But, the song is most definitely NOT reminding me of Zelda, so I think I’m safe! If anything, it reminds me of the circus, or a silent movie!

X27 - Staff Roll
Hehe, this is kind of cheesy, but the awesome kind of cheesy! Hehe, sounds almost like a medley! Oh yes, it is indeed a medley! Alright, I take back the cheesy! Yes, I’m tearing up again! Leave me alone!


Y01 - Subspace Emissary ~ Adventure Map
Oh! Drama llama! Damn it! *slaps self* It reminded me of the Dark World theme from Link to the Past!

Y02 - Subspace Emissary ~ Step: Plains
Suddenly we’re in the desert, by way of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon? Interesting choice, music staff!

Y03 - Subspace Emissary ~ Step: Cave
FUCK!! *slaps self again* Reminding me of the dungeon music from the Zelda games!!

Y04 - Subspace Emissary ~ Danger Ahead
How decisively sinister! I like how the main theme sounds like it’s coming through a radio, it’s a neat effect!

Y05 - Subspace Emissary ~ Boss Battle Theme 1
Haha! Now this is freaking awesome! I like how it’s posing in places it didn’t pause in the original main theme, gives the song a slightly different flavour!

Y07 - Subspace Emissary ~ Boss Battle Theme 2 (Final Boss)
Hm, well this is certainly badass! If this is the final boss theme, then DAMN, that boss better be, as Heather the Vampire would say, fuckin’ rad!

Y08 - Subspace Emissary ~ Save Point
Well, it sounds like the save points are going to be inside haunted mansions, if this song is any indication. Or a derelict building, at the very least. OooOOOooohh! Creepy! *menacing fingers*

Y09 - DK Island Swing (Subspace Emissary Version) - Donkey Kong Country
Oh yes, getting my groove on to this! Or I would be, were it not the dead of night...

Y10 - Airship Fortress (Subspace Emissary Version) - Super Mario Bros. 3
HeheheHEHEHEHAHAHAHA!!! This sounds quite EVIL!! Hah! I can’t wait to fight to this song!!!

Y11 - Data Selection Screen (Subspace Emissary Version) - Metroid Prime
YES! Oh hell yes!! HEY! They took away the cheesy dialog! Even better!

Y13 - Brinstar (Subspace Emissary Version) - Metroid
Two for two! Bye bye, oddly pronounced dialog! I’m going to be rocking out while you don’t say a freaking word!!

Y14 - Subspace Emissary ~ Step: Machine
Hah! I don’t have to slap me, because the first thing I thought of were Daleks, and they’re the Doctor’s nemesis, and in no way connected to Zelda! Take that, Bembridge scholars!

Y15 - Subspace Emissary ~ Subspace Area
Haha, if the last one was Daleks, then this one can be for the Cybermen. I’m feeling generous :P

Y16 - Subspace Emissary ~ Ambient Sounds
Umm... It’s just an engine. Humming idly. That is all.

Y17 - Subspace Emissary ~ Results Screen
Results, futher mucker! They’re intense, yet drawn out?


Z01 - Victory! (Super Mario Bros.)
Mario! Luigi! Peach!

Z02 - Victory! (Donkey Kong)
Donkey Kong!

Z03 - Victory! (The Legend of Zelda)
Link! Zelda! Sheik! GANNY!

Z04 - Victory! (Metroid)
SAMUS!!!

Z05 - Victory! (Yoshi)
Yoshi! You so cute!

Z06 - Victory! (Kirby)
Kirby’s even cuter!

Z07 - Victory! (Star Fox)
Foxy!

Z08 - Victory! (Pokémon)
Gotta catch’em all!

Z10 - Victory! (F-Zero)
Vroom vroom!

Z11 - Victory! (Mother)
PK FIRE!!!

Z16 - Victory! (Ice Climbers)
POLAR BEARS!

Z17 - Victory! (Fire Emblem)
YAY SWORDS!

Z18 - Victory! (Game & Watch)
2D!

Z21 - Victory! (Wario)
Wario, farts are gross...

Z22 - Victory! (Meta Knight)
Rock out!

Z23 - Victory! (Kid Icarus)
Hehe, newcomer!

Z25 - Victory! (Pikmin)
Jungle sounds!

Z35 - Victory! (R.O.B. / Robot)
DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!

Z46 - Victory! (Metal Gear)
Showtime!

Z47 - Victory! (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Rings? Where!

Z50 - Continue?
Yes, for frack sakes!

Z51 - Game Over
DO NOT WANT!!

Z54 - Trophy Obtained!
YAY!

Z55 - New Playable Character!
WOO HOO!!

Z56 - Coins Obtained
Cha ching!

Z57 - Special Message
Oh ho!

Z58 - Stage or Game Mode Unlocked!
THE FREAKING END!!!! Now to attempt some sleep!